Monday, September 2, 2013

Knoxville News Sentinel commits suicide by paywall web subscription

Would YOU pay $150/year to read a single web blog full of lies and disinformation? Of course you wouldn't.

At least NOxVillans won't be able to read when the FBI arrests Governor Bill Haslam and The Family.

And with Vol TV blacked out in Tennessee, might as well have a news blackout, too.

OK KNS, hold yourself hostage. Go ahead and commit suicide. Ha.

BTW Pirate News has proudly been banned from Comments on KNS for many years, for daring to bust its disinfo with Fact Checks.

BTW Pirate News has over 10-million video downloads with up to 600,000 daily page views. No paywall, no volunteers who pay. Ain't that Amurika?

Google: Paywall Suicide Newspaper -- 2,500,000 results

KNS to activate paywall

By: R. Neal
25 Aug 2013

Knoxville News Sentinel editor Jack McElroy announced in today's paper that the News Sentinel will activate their paywall tomorrow morning (Monday, Aug. 26).

Web, mobile and app access will be free for print subscribers. McElroy doesn't say in the article how much a digital only subscription will cost. (It's $14/month at the Commercial Appeal.) We've asked if blogs will also be behind the paywall.

Some content will still be free, such as wire stories, traffic, weather and classifieds. Breaking local news will be free for a few hours after it's posted. Only subscribers will be able to comment, and McElroy says subscribers will be "glad to see the trolls turned away."

Online account signup starts tomorrow morning at (This link currently redirects to which is 404 at the moment.)

UPDATE: Jack McElroy said via email that KNS blogs such as Josh Flory and Tom Humphrey will NOT be behind the paywall "at this point."

UPDATE: Jack McElroy says in comments at the KNS article that the online/digital-only subscription will be $12/month.


What a joke. If people will not pay to receive the print edition what makes them think they can sell the digital subscription?

Wow. Two bucks more a month than the big national papers? For what? Will there be digital coupons for grocery stores? What a bizarre price point for the product. I expected around $6 a month for the digital version. It sounds like you pay that 12 bucks to read or post comments and be able to get an archive on KNS stories. Hey Jack, are you going to block a story from Google cache after two weeks? I don't think that pricing model can survive until Christmas. Reminds me of an old joke, why did God make Baptists? Because someone had to pay retail.

The New York Times costs more, but yeah, it does seem odd charging more for KnoxNews than the Washington Post costs.

Not sure why the heads think that people who won't pay a paper subscription would spend money on a digital only subscription. It's piss poor journalism, rachet reporting, and a self serving agenda that is proven irrelevant in this community time and time again. Just ask Timmy Burchett, he'll tell you.

Their news judgment is shot, their accumen to pin political figures down and to follow stories/events/public officials in the manner contemplated by the First Amendment is breathtaking shockingly bad. Not being able to see behind the doors, it may be terrible journalists, it could be lousy editors, it could be just the trend in for profit journalism these days, or a combination of all three. In any event, the KNS is out of gas,its out of talent, its out of touch and in my opinion, the whole damn organization should be run out of town as the KNS is truly an embarrassment and purely a Haslam tool for misinformation and political perception.

But the big picture had better not be paint by numbers, filling only the colors the powers that be say can be filled in. No casual, unbiased reader can look at the Burchett, police beating or Pilot stories and say the paper didn’t work its own slant. The real risk may be the lack of feedback. While the comment sections were generally troll heaven, the occasional deviled truth snuck in. Hopefully, what will become the silence, won’t be taken as acceptance.

Pilot Crashing J -- So does Pilot get 50,000 User ID's for their Friday papers?

So the online Nuremburg Rally will shut down. Who cares?

The paywall appears to be live, but my activation login does not seem to get past it. Oh well.

The availability of multiple sources of information has discredited print newspapers. And as a result lost a huge amount of influence. If the flow of information can be controlled, then so can the people.

When will these old-media institutions come out into the light of day, and realize people will NOT pay to read their site? First, there are too many portals of information that give interested people the same (or better) news. Secondly, Pandora's Box was opened long ago...people have been reading their sports and news for free too long to back to the old system whereby you pay to read the "newspaper." The KNS has tried this before, always without success, and have come back with their tail between their legs. They will be forced to do it again.

I've got to believe that one reason to do this is to force people to pay for their Vol news, which means sign up to their 247 site. Does the KNS actually think that blocking UT football news will lead to people paying to read Wes Rucker?

I will never subscribe until you become a news paper again. When you can report on news like Benghazi, NSA, IRS, and the remainder of this corrupt administration then I would very much consider it.. Until then I will get my news from Knoxville Focus and Halls Shopper..

KNS owns the Halls Shopper, doesnt it?? And Hunley owns, or 'manages', 'edits' the FOCUS, right??.. Seems the insistance that KNS becomes a echo chamber for FOX Noise, or the inarticulate and manipulative partisan hacks, the republican propoganda channel, is a shallow threat, of a few Limbaugh/ Hannity parroting radical fringe, that contribute very little except hatred, predjudice and bigotry.. The playground bullys, that show up 24/7/365, are threatening to 'take their ball' and go home?? Really?? Those that only want to hear republican propoganda, can turn up, FOX Noise. Limbaugh Live, Hannity and Beck, and let the hatred and bigotry flow.. There are many websites that are tools of the radical rightwing, that nutjobs can echo the daily Limbaugh talking points..

No thanks Jack. I decline your invitation. I will never give a dime to a corrupt organization like the KNS. Your left wing agenda has removed you from the ranks of media and moved you to a shill for the liberals.

Just checked out WATE on line news. How refreshing. Easier to read, faster site, more articles, more organized format.... I certainly won't miss the KNS site or a few of it's babbling posters. So I bid adieu to KNS and their endorsement of candidates and policies which are not representative of the majority of east Tennesseans. Bye!

McElroy, just another way for you to control the message and comments. I only look at this rag for the comments anyway, so you are going to add about 20 minutes to my mornings that can be filled with browsing true journalistic products not so driven by the ego of the editor. Thank you.

Congratulations, Jack. You, slong with many other publishers, have been saving a lot of trees due to a decrease in demand for printed newspapers. Now, you are also going to be saving fossil fuel which might have been used to generate electricity.

KNS, you're a few years behind the times. Papers have tried this and many are now in the process of dropping their paywallls. Good bye.

It’s not unusual these days to have nearly 3 million unique visitors to our sites viewing more than 20 million Web pages and posting up to 40,000 comments in a single month. I'll bet those numbers will start dropping about 5 o'clock Monday morning.

I will subscribe and pay only if comments are NEVER disabled or removed for any reason.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Pirate News TV broadcast investigated by FBI as 'domestic terror threat'?

UPDATE: This third speech was graded a "99%", 2nd speech was updraged from "Zero" to "70%" after filing Informal Academic Appeal, first speech still graded "Zero", Final grade "D" not "F", Formal Academic Appeal filed at Pellissippi State -- download full text of RODP Academic Appeal

Broadcast 10 August 2013 on Charter Channel 6, Knology Channel 6, Comcast Channel 12, ATT Uverse Channel 99 in Knox County Tennessee, and live internet stream worldwide on

JFK on secret societies, Denali music video "Live Free or Die" from Operation Paul Revere film fesitval, Commie cannibals on campus versus F.I.R.E. Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, Ode to Deals Gap Dragon with music by Ministry's Vampire the Masquerade: "Bloodlines" Soundtrack.

Cannibals on Campus versus F.I.R.E. speech given for Regents RODP web class at Pellissippi State, "Fundamentals of Speech Communication", same day the FBI called to make an appointment at its Joint Terrorism Task Force HQ in Knoxville Tennessee. Previous speeches in that class were graded "0"/"F" with "instructors" refusing to read/view homework, grading assignments "0"/"F" sometimes weeks in advance of the due date, in violation of the Student Handbook contract, the First Amendment and the Americans with Disabilities Act. Other students who completed the assignments before deadlines also received 0/F grades, regardless of the quality of their work, according to a mass emailing by one of the instructors. An official complaint has been filed with the US Dept of Justice for violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act, which carries a $50,000 fine per event. This speech was also banned by several student organizations at University of Tennessee in Knoxville, and by a mega Church of God.

Pellissippi State Community College Student Rights
Tennessee Board of Regents Online Campus Collaborative Grade Appeals
Fundamentals of Speech Communication

See previous post for details on this same topic.

Bridget Glackin []
Sent: Monday, August 12, 2013 4:29 PM
To: MLee, John D

Mr. Lee,

Thank you for submitting your case to FIRE. I have reviewed all the information that you submitted, and I have discussed the situation with my colleagues. Unfortunately, FIRE is not able to assist in this case due to the narrow scope of our mission and work. Please do not interpret this as a judgment on the merits of your claim. FIRE simply has limited resources and receives a remarkable amount of requests for assistance. You are certainly not without a means of recourse in this situation.

First, if you have not done so already, we suggest that you review both your school's Student Handbook and FIRE’s Guide to Due Process and Fair Procedure on Campus. The latter is available for free download at We hope that this will aid you in better understanding your rights on campus and determining whether or not the school has deviated from its stated policies in this situation.

Second, given the involvement of the FBI and the many layers to your case, we would suggest you consider obtaining counsel. FIRE itself does not litigate or provide legal advice, and I'm not an attorney. If you are interested in finding a specialized attorney, we suggest you go to the American Bar Association lawyer referral network at

We wish you the best in your pursuit of justice.



Bridget Glackin
Senior Program Officer
Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE)
601 Walnut Street, Suite 510
Philadelphia, PA 19106
Phone: (215) 717-3473
Fax: (215) 717-3440

Case Submission # 21531 has been added to the database.


Name: Mr. John Davis Lee, II
Address: 437 Highlander Road
City: Grandview
State: TN
Zip: 37337
Phone: 865-332-5715
School: Pellissippi State
School City: Knoxville
School State: Tennessee
School Type: Public
Affiliation: Student
Heard About: Web search

Notes: At Pellissippi State Community College main campus in Knoxville TN, I accidentally enrolled in a web class on "Fundamentals of Speech Communication" administered by Tennessee Board of Regents, using teachers at Chattannooga State Community College and Volunteer State Community College near Nashville.

I risk losing $10,000s in grant money if this F grade is allowed to stand.

Basis of Claim: Yesterday, I got a phone call from Special Agent Randall L. "Randy" Piedot, to set an appointment today to meet at the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force HQ in Knoxville. Yesterday was the day my speech assignment was due, which was "promoting a non-profit organization via a persuasive speech" -- a PSA TV spot I produced for F.I.R.E., also to be broadcast on my public access TV show this weekend, which may be viewed here:

I suspect this sudden interest by the FBI is not due to the theft of $400,000 from my father, but due to my speech topic concerning F.I.R.E.. My previous speech in that same class was initially graded a zero/F, and when I complained to my instructor, that instructor reported me to the dean of students.

I explained to the dean of students that I was planning to sue my teachers and school in US District Court, for violation of their student handbook contract, and violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act. The dean still refused to investigate my academic complaint or ADA complaint, and explained that it was I who was under investigation, not the teachers.

I currently have a 3.69 GPA, on the Deans List and member of Phi Theta Kappa honors society.

Counsel: Local ADA attorneys failed to return calls to set intake appointments. Will file a lawsuit in federal court pro se within the next 3 weeks before the start of next semester.

Documents: Academic grades with many "zeros" and Midterm "F".

Teacher emails illegally banning my speech topic about "redlight traffic cameras" and promising zero/F grades on multiple assignments.

Dean of Students emails naming a replacement teacher who also banned my assignments and graded zero/F on multiple assignments.

This new teacher eventually capitulated on the banned speech and graded it 70% the last week of the semester, but still graded many other assignments at zero/F.

Monday, July 22, 2013

The terrorists hate us for our Academic Freedom

The terrorists hate us for our Academic Freedom -- Pirate News TV broadcast 27 July 2013

KNOXVILLE, TENN. -- Pirate News TV and Radio Show executive producer John Lee's Informative Speech titled, "Engaging Governmental Employees’ Cooperation in the Legislative and Judicial Environment through Effective Communication," was banned (BANNED!!!) by the Tennessee Regents Online RODP Orwellian class on "Fundamentals of Speech Communications".

Instructors forbid Lee from making this speech, apparently because it briefly mentioned red-light traffic cameras -- a subject Lee is extremely familiar with, speaking on television to the current governor at city council when he was mayor of Knoxville, and broadcasting from inside the courtroom at the world-famous Redlight Camera Sniper Trial where a Knox County deputy sheriff confessed to the crime -- so Lee made the class speech anyway. What good is a First Amendment if The Government says you can't use it?

Before this speech was given Lee was graded a "ZERO" on that speech by 3 different RODP "instructors", without any reason given. This is a violation of civil contract for Academic Freedom in Pellissippi State's Student Handbook. Pellissippi has zero authority over RODP web classes which are allegedly run out of Nashville by instructors allegedly from Vol State and Chattanooga State.

Lee told his instructors he wanted to give his speech to Knoxville City Council, broadcast live on TV -- similar to several speeches he had already made to the council. But his "public-speaking" instructors vetoed that public speech.

RODP instructors/graders have given Lee zeros in 90% of the Speech assignments, usally without even reading or watching the homework. Lee has a 3.5 GPA after 90 hours at Pellissippi, is on the Deans List, and is a member of the Phi Theta Kappa honors society.

The following video also received a zero grade in this class, after 3 "instructors" refused to even watching the video, in violation of RODP contract:

To quote a wise Pellissippi instructor, "RODP is of the Devil."

A formal appeal has been filed by Lee, after meeting with the Dean of Students at Pellissippi, who apparently has zero authority over RODP. RODP then replaced its original instructor with two new instructors, whom both rubber-stamped all opinions of the first instructor, without reading the homework assignments. RODP is now pressuring Lee that the only solution is Withdrawal from the course, or take an "F", which may require Lee to repay $1,000s in grant money for Summer semester, plus potential loss of $10,000s in future grant money.

After Pellissippi cancelled all Summer classes in his degree programs, Lee signed up for web classes, not knowing what RODP was, that it wasn't part of Pellissippi.

Watch the video and discover what They don't want you to know! You might just put a lot of money in your pocket using these communication techniques. John Lee did -- hundreds of thousands of dollars. It also might save your academic and professional career...

Lee previously won a $15,000 first prize for Pellissippi in a state-wide collegiate website deisgn contest, and is a past Vice President of the student body at Hiwassee College. He was in charge of maintaining supersonic bombers and detonating nuclear bombs for the United States Air Force, where he also identified billions of dollars in Fraud, Waste & Abuse, and his wife was subsequently offered a job to work directly for Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney at the Pentagon. John Lee and his websites are featured on History Channel's 9/11 Conspiracies Fact or Fiction, and on Asahi TV in Japan. Lee won two awards in Hollywood for his public access TV show, and that music video was personally banned by the commander of Guatanamo Bay, Cuba, during Support The Troops Tours. He currently hosts a radio show on Truth Radio WBCR 1470 am in Alcoa, Tennessee.

This is an example of what Academic Freedom looks like for John Lee's Campus 4 final project at Pellissippi State last semester, entered for the $100,000 first prize in the Operation Paul Revere online film festival, that apparently received a "shoutout" from NBC TV's Saturday Night Live on its May 3rd spoof of "Knoxville Public Access TV":

See also:

Student Rights and Freedoms Contract -- Pellissippi State Community College

Fundamentals of Speech Communication written contract allows extention of deadlines - RODP

Academic Appeals contract at RODP ROCC Student Affairs

Academic Appeals contract at PSTCC

Office of Disability Services at PSTCC does not recognize Unites States District Court orders nor does it recognize court orders by administrative law judges at the United States Social Security Administration

Bethards v. Carlock, 4:2012cv03191, California Northern District Court, teacher sued for "theft" by stealing "A" settled out of court before federal jury trial, forcibly retired for alleged embezzlement.

Nutty professors busted by the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE):

Incompetent teachers paid $1-million for sleeping in Rubber Rooms:

Tennessee Code Annotated § 39-14-104 -- Theft of Services by Provider

Tennessee Pattern Jury Instructions -- CRIM. 11.02 -- THEFT OF SERVICES BY PROVIDER

Americans with Disabilities Act 42 U.S.C. §§ 12131--12165 - $50,000 fine per offense

Links to John Lee's previous litigations against government corruption, including his 50-page First Amendment appellate brief.

Democrat Congresscritter leaves voicemail for lobbyist explaining exactly what "legalized bribery" sounds like

Saturday, June 29, 2013

NASA report confessed 9/11 Operation Northwoods Israeli Inside Job 2 months before 9/11/2001

NASA report describes NWO plan to overthrow USA and genocide planet Earth with false-flag "terrorist attacks" and fake "natural disasters", "swarms" of hunter-killer robot drones that "overwhelm" the US military that "does nothing" to defend USA, GMO, sabotaged food and meds, death rays, tidal waves and earthquakes caused by covert nukes...

EMERGING TECHNOLOGIES: Recommendations for Counter-Terrorism, January 2001


Edited by: Joseph Rosen, MD; Charles Lucey, MD, JD, MPH

2025 Combined Bio and Cyberthreats
An Assessment of Biological Weapons: Threat to the United States: Israel is omitted from annual U.S. arms control non-compliance statements because it has neither signed nor ratified any of the non-proliferation treaties, including the Biological and Toxin Weapons Convention. It is also omitted entirely in the US Department of Defenses annual report on proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, Proliferation: Threat and Response. No mention whatsoever is made of Israel; in fact, it is not even listed among countries in the report s Middle East section. In any case, what this means is that since Israel is not a BTWC signatory it is technically not in non compliance, whatever the status of its BW program may be. However it is clear that South Africa maintained an offensive BW program in the past, and Israel did so as well, and presumably continues to do so.
Israel has nuclear and chemical weapons, and an offensive BW program.
In September 1997 the Israeli secret service Mossad attempted to assassinate the head of the political bureau of the Palestinian militant Islamic organization Hamas, reportedly with a lethal dose of the synthetic opiate fentonyl. Allan Cowell, "The daring attack that blew up in Israel s face," New York Times, October 15, 1997, p. A8.
is not a signatory of the Biological and Toxin Weapons Convention and is presumed to maintain an offensive BW program.
Team 4
• Creating a War where the U.S. "attacks itself"
• Our approach results in a covert takeover without involvement against the U.S military
• Taking advantage of the inherent weakness/fragility/culture of the U.S. social system
• Response to the attack creates infringement upon U.S. freedoms which alienate people from government (and eventually the military)
• Offer "a way out" (which is advantageous to us), leaving us in "control" of the U.S.
Key Concepts
• The "best" attack is one you (US) does not detect
- Complex systems and "natural stupidity" are difficult to distinguish from "terrorism"
- Keep US military out of the "problem"
- Put no one in charge (US)
* Confusion between local/state/national governments and agencies as to "whose problem this is"
• Disabling/non-lethal better than destructive/lethal
• Use existing institutions/companies/trade associations to implement means
- Buried/hidden in code and embedded systems
• Inexpensive to do and potentially profitable
- Requires very few people (Red only "lights the match")
- Technology exists; driven by commercial sector
* Red technology will develop faster (much) than Blue
* Low entry costs
Day 12
- Civil war
- Mayor of LA requests for military aid to replace ineffective ARNG; President
denies request
Day 15
• President asks governors to declare quarantine
- Closes commercial travel
- Several governors refused
* Federal troops deployed to enforce quarantine
* New Hampshire agrees to quarantine but refuses federal troops
• Fire fights between local militia and state troopers Day 20
- Congress asks for President s resignation Day 21
• President refuses to resign;
Fourth Week
• Presidential plan fails
- CNN shows footage of robots out of control
• American production plummets
Fifth Week
• US becomes 2nd World Country
• Options
- Red team never announces: don t care
* Red team takes over US industrial production
- Red team never announces: President and cabinet resigns
* Balance of power shifts to more favorable group in Congress
- Red team announces who they are and conditions for surrender
* Control of government
* Or co-opts President
Scenario 1
- (All of this is based, on the concept of "developing globalization")
- Use "a" multi-national corporation as the aggressor
* A la Krupp and/or Daimler-Chrysler
* The corporation is the cover for our amorality
- Create (or exploit) a natural disaster
- Use position in transportation industry and products
* "Created" traffic accidents to confound response
* Create, or corrupt, national data bases and systems (for distribution etc.)
* Disrupt the wheel transportation (big truck) system to prevent distribution of food and other commodities
* "Automate" how to do it so that it is obvious to no one but us
- Corrupt media and network
- Prepare (ITPhase)
* Disinformation and Rumors
• To advance, or counter counter, our purposes
• Corrupt/bend CNN, Reuters, AP, etc.
• Since "anyone, anywhere" can be a reporter use our people to report "what" we want reported
• Tele-presence spoofers and avatars
* Economic
• We provide transportation (Chrysler)
* Earthquake
• Cause (or wait for) one (or more) in Denver and LA
• "Turn" blame on US government for causing it by weapons testing (use avatar)
Who apologizes for having done it
Scenario 1 (Continued)
- Prepare (Damage/Kill Phase)
* Overload the system and cause employment of military assets to handle "crises"
* Contaminate/block major traffic routes in key areas
• Corrupt data needed to assist in decontamination and recovery
* Give impression of major terrorist activity
• Involve RC forces/FBI/FEMA/SBA
* In ITwar
• Corrupt "some" (not all) critical data (blood supplies, and other) needed to handle crisis
• Interfere with the crisis C2 organizations, facilities, and equipment
- Attack
* Employment of Bio weapons/agents
• Venovo virus 5-10 day latency
• Disperse by using public transportation
* Transportation portion of response is compromised
* Telemedicine portion of response is compromised
* Media spoofing creates confusion and distrust
* Miami is a "red herring"
- Done to reduce US to a non-competitor in order to make money
* By definition have to consider what this will cost
• "Go/No Go" decision will be profit based but may have other reasons also
- Technologies Used
* Minimum Human Maximum Robotic/Automated Involvement
• 5% Human 95% Automated
* Maximum deniability
* Minimize costs/dual use of means
* Take advantage of natural/artificial disasters
• Confusion over who is "Red"
Participant Listing July 2000 Conference Dartmouth College, Hanover, New Hampshire
Participant Listing September 2000 Conference Washington, D.C.
The Institute for Security Technology Studies is a research institute on security technology studies and is established at Dartmouth to work with the U.S. Justice Department, the
National Domestic Preparedness Office, and other governmental agencies as a principal national center for cyber-security, infrastructure protection, and related counter-terrorism technology research, development and assessment.

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by Dennis Bushnell, Chief Scientist - NASA Langley Research Center

U.S. Air Force/SARPA/CIA/FBI/Southern Command/Atlantic Command/Australian DOD and more


Capabilities of the "Enemy After Next"
The 'Bots, 'Borgs, & Humans Welcome You to 2025 A.D.
"Of particular concern: Uncontrolled/Uncontrollable SELF REPLICATION of Brilliant Robots, Nano Replicators, Rampant Recombinant Bio.
"Pharm Animals" [drugs, spare parts].
Spider genes in goats allow spider silk from goat milk for Biosteel Armor.
Brain of sea lampry inserted/connected to body of robotic fish (cyborg).
"Chew-Chew" flesh eating robot that hunt/biodigests "natural foods" (humans) to "live off the land".
Micro Dust Weaponry: Micron-sized mechanized "dust" distributed as aerosol and inhaled into lungs, mechanically bores into lung tissue and executes "Pathological Missions." A "New" class of Weaponry which is legal.
Combat in 2025: Beam weapons increasingly prevalent.
"Volumetric" Weaponry: EMP, Info/Net/Psy warfare, Miniature brilliant sensor/mine combos, RF, Chem/bio.
Antifunctionals/antifauna, Carbon fibers and "Blades", Accoustics etc.
Antipersonnel MW/RF Weaponry: Heating, Brain Interactions [Low Frequency Modulation].
EFFECTS OF LOW POWER MICROWAVES (U.S. ARMY, SRI. WALTER REED): Behavioral performance decrements, Seizures, Gross alteration in brain function, 30% to 100% increases in brain flow, Lethality.
Often "Fingerprintless" Bio Archipelago: Toxins: Natural, Genomic; Hormones: Bio-Hacking.
Some Interesting "Then Year" BW (Biological Warfare) Possibilities: Aflatoxin ("natural" parts-per-billion carcinogen); Airborne Ebola; Binary agents distributed via imported products (Vitamins, clothing, Food); Genomically (individual/societal) targeted pathogens; Long term/fingerprintless campaign (as opposed to "shock and awe" BW biological warfare).
An Existing Bio Calmative VEE (Venezuelan Equine Encephalitis): Ideal Incapcatating Agent; Weaponized by U.S. in 1950s/1960s; Easily transmitted via aerosol; Highly infectious, Low Fatility Rate, Tested on Humans (Operation Whitecoat); No Treatment Available.
What is Apparently "Legal": Microwave/RF Anti-Functional and Antipersonnel Weaponry; Chemical Anti- Funtional Wepaonry; Chemical "Psychological Effects" via Sensory Organs Weaponry (e.g. smell); Chemical Personnel Incapacitation Weaponry ["Non-Warfare" (e.g. Hostage/Terrorism [domestic citizens]) only]; PSYWAR; Accoustic Weaponry; Mechical Micro Dust.
Transoceanic UAVs: Provides Capbility of Undetectable Ultra-inexpensive Swarms against CONUS [USA]; CNTs (Power Lines, "Wire Blade").
Blast Wave Accelerator: Global Precision Strike "On the Cheap"; No Barrell 200 foot notched rails sequntially detonated High Explosive; Mach 21 up to 3,000 lb projectile; Being worked at Aberdeen and NASA MSFC for lofting of "Fuel and Nanosats".
"Slingatron" for Global Precision Strike: 10 Kg projectiles up to 1,000/minutes; Global range; Mechanical "on-the-ground" propulsion via Gyrating Spiral Guide Tube (a multiple "hula hoop"). "Poor Mans" Global Precision Strike/"Takedown Weapon".
ROBOTICS "IN THE LARGE": "Unattended" Munitions, Platforms Air/Sea/Land UAVs; Offense: "The shooter".
Emerging Characteristics of Robotic Systems: Much more reactive than humans, greatly increased tempo; Greatly improved accuracy and lethality; Redefines "risk", minimal casualties, salutes "CNN Syndrome".
Robotic Intelligence: AI Artificial Intelligenceand Experiential - Behavior Based Neural Nets/other "Soft Computing"; Artificial/cyber "life" which will possibly be sentient.
WHAT IS BEYOND ROBOTIC SYSTEMS (SENSORS/PLATFORMS/WEAPONS/MUNITIONS): Autonomous warfare? Little or no troops - "Acme Warfare Ltd."; Demise of "man in the chair?"
"Non-Explosive Warfare": PSYWAR "In-the-Large".
"Natural Warfare": Sensors: Utilize insitu plants/animals/insects as sensor platforms/instruments; Weapons/Munitions: Utilize animals/insects as "delivery systems"/munitions ("feeding", swarming, biting, poisoning); Utilize insitu explosive/destructive capability (e.g. offshore Methane Hydrate, Dams, etc).
Characteristics - Future/Emerging Sensors/Munitions/Wepaons/Platforms: Numerous-to-Hoards/Clouds/Swarms; Both "Explosive" and "Non-Explosive"; Smart-to-Brilliant.
Major (Anti-U.S.) Asymetries: Long "undefendable" coastline; Sensitivity to casualties (greatly enhanced by "CNN Syndrome"); Vulnerabilities to "terrorism".
Fundamental Problem with Future U.S. Power Projection: U.S. Forces "run out of bullets" and die.
Example of "Then Year" Direct Conus Attack Capabilities: Inexpensive "Trojan Horse" "civilian" systems.
"Unconventional" Nuc ed. - [Nuke] Delivery: Sink a ship offshore, detonate to produce Tidal Waves with Radioactive spume; Balloons with GPS sport 'chutes; Ganged Micro rockets (ala MIT); Trojan Horse Everything (ships, boats, planes, cars, trucks, packages, cargo, containers); Trageted "Effects" in clude Tidal Waves, EMP, Earthquakes, Radiation, Blast.
(Civilian) IW Examples/CONUS: (National) Banking Systems computers (attack buildings, power, software, hardware); Interruptions in National/International Payments system irrecoverable; Railroads: Takes down Auto Industry, power grid, chicken farms, all movements of "War Materials" ETC!!!
SOME INTERESTIGN POSSIBILITIES: Surreptitious nano "tagging" (with MW Medium Wave RF interrogation of "everything/everyone" imprinted during manufacture/maintennance etc); Detaonation of offshore seabed methane hydrate deposits to produce tactical/strategic level tidal waves against littoral regions.
Counters to U.S. "Information Dominance": PSYWAR.
Exploit "CNN Syndrome": Sink Carrier(s) via "swarm attacks"; Capture/torture Americans in living color on prime time; "Terror" attacks within CONUS (binary bio, critical infrastructure "takedown", IO/IW, EMP, RF against Brain, etc; Serious "Psywar" (collateral damage exploitation, etc).
Given the Supeerb/Ubiquitous World Wide Sensor Suites and Precision Strike Capabilities "Then Year" the Following WILL NOT BE SURVIVABLE:  Runways, Surface Ships, Manned Aircraft, Manned Ground Vehicles.
Typical Scenario - "Takedown" of U.S. by 10 People and less than $10-Million: IW Irregular Warfare ("unusual" plus physical against key nodes such as Railroads - take down the economy); Selective anti- personnel RF/MW (Towers); Accompanied by SERIOUS "PSYWAR".
Trends summary: CONUS and Logistics Defense increasingly worrisome.
FROM U/.S. COMMISISON ON NATIONAL SECURITY/21ST CENTURY: It will soon be possible to connect human brain cells to silicon chips; Development of genetically engineered pathogens that will thwart our bio detection/defense measures.
"Circa 2025": Machines as creative/"smart" as humans; "Robotics" the "norm"; Battlefield attrition/CNN Syndrome forces U.S. Army to look/act like SOCOM United States Special Operations Command.
Future "Power Projection"? Humans "hold" instead of "take" ground (go in after "Sanitation"); Sanitation via IW/Psywar; Global Reach "Guns" (BWA/Slingtron); "Robotic Everything".
Future(s) of SOF : Become THE (only survivable) HUMAN Strike Force (Army/Marines forced to become Special Operation Force "SOF-Like"); Increasingly The "Overseas FBI" to counter the increasingly capable (IO/Bio WMD) & horrific destructive power of INDIVIDUALS and Groups.
Future "Warfare": Suggested National Defense Approaches: Work and ADVERTISE a REALLY EFFECTIVE RETRIBUTION to deter delivery (ala MAD Mutually Assured Destruction).

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September 911 Surprise

Pirate News featured on History Channel's 9/11 Conspiracies: USAF ignored illegal Stand Down order and shot down DARPA's Killer Robot Drone Swarm on 9/11/2001

Pirate News wins Hollywoods awards for music video WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON


Pirate News spoofed by NBC's Saturday Night Live


Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Update on Pirate News

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NSA has shut down the Pirate News Blog RSS feed at, along with the RSS feed of at

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Hollywood award winner Pirate News spoofed on SNL, just like History Channel and NBC News, banned by Infowars (again and again)

Pirate News on SNL for censored Operation Paul Revere entries!!!

by John Lee, executive producer
Pirate News TV & Radio Show and
writer of original screenplays like the 50-page September 11 Debrief script for Operation Paul Revere, The Lottery script, Destination Moonbase Tango script, and Neil Armstrong's Deathbed Confession

a brief expression of greeting or praise given especially on a broadcast or audio recording.
-Merriam-Webster Dictionary

"We found another excellent website that details much of the evidence of government prior knowledge and involvement, September 9-11 Surprise. You have got to see this website!"
-Alex Jones, Infowars 9/11 Resources, GCN Radio Network, WBCR 1470AM Alcoa, TN, October 31, 2001

John Lee, and on History Channel's 9/11 Conspiracies Fact or Fiction with Alex Jones

Alex Jones: "We are going to get to a couple of the Honorable Mention films from the Operation Paul Revere contest with David Knight. We are going to conclude the contest today with the $100,000 winner. David Knight was pretty excited, one of our reporters. He's also helped us with administrative stuff on the website In a few minutes we are going to give you the First Place winner. And I wonder if people can guess what this is gonna be? A lot of people have guessed because it's clearly the first or second entry. Let's go to David Knight. A few people are real mad because they didn't win! When clearly they didn't have the best films [that Jones admits he never watched on vacation]. So why enter a contest? Well [3rd Place winner] Political Earth didn't have Infowars at the start."
David Knight: "That's my mistake."
Alex Jones: But the contest says I can give it to whoever I want!"
David Knight: "Right."
Alex Jones: "Try to follow these guidelines. People, some of them, I'm really sad for them."
David Knight: "Yeah."
Alex Jones: "So that's a 'Healthy Distrust' [playing only copyright violations without payment of royalties]. Let's talk about 'New World Order United We Stand' which would have probably been the winner, maybe, but got it in late."
David Knight: "That's right, he didn't get it in until June 23rd. But we put it on the website because it's a great piece of work" (with lots of illegal copyright violations). We can tell a little about why we picked what we did, which is to try to get people to use different types of techniques -- we've done documentaries, we've done news broadcasts, we've done magazines, [we've done "Scanner Darkly" and "Waking Life" fictional movies in Hollywood], we're trying to hit every type of medium to get to the public and wake people up, so we wanted people to act things out." Alex Jones: "Yeah, they shoot Feds! Hahahahaha! The $100,000 winner! Weiner stands up despite criticism, Weiner rises again, Weiner plunges, younger women love Weiner, erection update on I guess I am crazy. And the winner is..."
David Knight: "The Purge." [with lots of copyright violations]
-Infowars radio Hour 3, 31 July 2013

The practice of officially examining books, movies, etc., and suppressing unacceptable parts. ("We're Not Evil") that censored and deleted 100,000s of videos and websites of its users including censoring and deleting 100s of videos and websites by Pirate News, all google/yahoo/blogspot blogs are censored from google search engine, google/youtube censors up to 99% of youtube view counts and censors 100% of other video sites, 80% of viewers of this Pirate News blogspot are from Communist China because google blocks them in USA

Alex Jones announces he is getting out of the news business, wants to be a retired Hollywood producer of fiction with a golden parachute payoff

UPDATE JULY 2013: Alex Jones and his Kosher British Commie Chinese employees/minders have officially censored these two film festival entries by Pirate News, preferring mindless fictional "acting" and cartoons over honest, intelligent news reporting and blockbuster revelations about 9/11. No matter how high their alleged production values, many “winning” entries failed the rule requiring “product placement” of, or failed to meet the deadline. Other “winning” entries violated copyright without payment of royalties, or were composed of little more than an hour of Youtube clips. Some "winners" lacked any video whatsoever (for a “film festival”). Alex Jones had publicly stated the top 300 would be posted out of the 600 entries. The "top 214" contest entries have now been posted at, but the Pirate News entries are missing. This is despite meeting all technical requirements, use of a $1-million TV studio, a $2,000 budget, a production team of serious film students with professional cameras and studio equipment, a professional actress for hire, a Yale professor in architecture who investigated the World Trade Center with dozens of other experts and concluded it was destroyed by a controlled demolition, and a U.S. soldier whose job included explosive controlled demolition of U.S. government buildings using nuclear bombs. Perhaps it's against the psyop mission statement of Alex Jones to mention Israel and 9/11 in the same sentence -- like FBI, Knox County Sheriff Office, Carl Cameron and Fox News did. Youtube has likewise censored the tens of thousands of views of these two filmfest entries by Pirate News, by refusing to count embedded play hits (screenshots proving web statistics included on this page). Did "George Washington's Revenge" pay an Asian web service for 100,000s of fake view counts on youtube, at 10 hits for a penny? But at least SNL said Hello to Pirate News as a consolation prize! I wonder how many other excellent entries were censored by Jones and his minders? That same week as the top 215 "winners" were selected, Alex Jones was on a fishing vacation, and when the top dozen were picked Alex complained on 22 July he was not involved in the judging process, so perhaps his minders and infiltrators made all these decisions? Pirate News is now blocked from the site except by undercover proxy servers, to prevent making comments.

With Operation Infiltrate Paul Revere, Alex Jones has now officially been relegated to the back of the non-fiction bus, preferring the short bus of fiction, unable to produce his own TV show locally (or nationally), unlike Pirate News TV.

Why would SNL in NYC suddenly care about Knoxville Cable Access TV" on 4 May 2013, after 750 episodes over 38 years?

On 1 May 2013 Pirate News' September 11 Debrief Part 1: Interview with Professor David Johnson and Part 2: Interview with the U.S. government's explosive controlled-demolition bomber John Lee, attacked the governments of New York City, Washington DC, Canada, Israel and the British Empire for their confessed false-flag terror attacks in USA on 9/11/2001. The original 50-page script by John Lee was published online in April 2012.

For the first time Darrell is having people over to his house/studio, maybe, just like Pirate News

Darrell/Zack invites Mad Man actor John Hamm, Pirate News invites Infobabe actress Becky Fox and...

Retired UTK professor David Johnson PhD is a Yale graduate, an architect, served as an officer at West Point, and was a city planner in NY City when the World Trade Center was built

Saturday Night Live!
Season 38 Episode 19 4 May 2013

My world-famous public access TV show was allegedly featured/parodied/insulted/gaslighted on SNL tonight -- The Pirate News Psychological Operations Group -- starring The Great Ball of Knoxville. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Conspiracy theory? Or fanboy shoutout? Shoutouts are normally done to pay homage to a cast member's previous show. Yes, this one Pirate News broadcast was an excellent example of what not to do in video editing and direction, thus it was excellent fodder for SNL writers to salvage their flagging careers. Note that free advertising is always appreciated, but do the dumbed-down sheeple notice?

Hosted by Zach Galifianakis, the allegedly comedic son of U.S. Congressman Nick Galifainakis (NC), with excellent music by Of Monsters And Men (from Iceland where banksters nad politicians wear striped jumpsuits). Full credits at IMDB

The Google Glass skit was hilarious for being true, while censoring the evil machinations of the NSA recording audio/video of everything you do and everyone you meet.

Note that Micheals rips off video customers by cutting 15 minutes of prime time SNL, but the Knoxville skit was left in -- twice, with the second a duplicate video recording on a "live" show. Compare 44-minute Amazon/Youtube download with the free NBC stream above of 1 hour. Music and some skits are missing, making the $1.99 "download" (streaming) fee a ripoff.

Youtube should also show over 10,000 video plays per day from embed code on Pirate News websites, but the Youtube server is too slow (or view counts are sabotaged by Youtube). So Youtube was replaced by for embed video on this project.

Pirate News is not your normal public access TV show, though it does feature music, sports, comedy, animation and hot women

Is this double SNL comedy related to the $100,000 film fesitval entry of Pirate News for's Operation Paul Revere -- deadline of 1 May 2013, and the simultaneous theft of $200,000 from the family of Pirate News with death threats from an individual claiming to be an FBI agent? OPR competition is fierce -- 58,700 video entries on Youtube, 3,410,000 results on Google. 99% of entries fail the copyright test of "fair use", or lack original content, or lack product placement as required by the rules. But 1% of entries are serious semi-professional competition. Perhaps 1% of the 1% are investigative journalism. Only the Pirate News entry was targeted by SNL.

Note that Operation Paul Revere may have been counterpsyopped by the false-flag terror bomb drill at the Boston Marathon 'Massacre' using amputee crisis actors, on the anniversary of Colonel Paul Revere's ride through Boston to kick off the Revolutionary War at the Battle of Lexington and Concord, stopping the King of England's gun ban of assault muskets. After the Boston 'bombing', Obama sought to ban all black-powder muskets by unconstitutional executive actions. Propaganda placement in SNL included unsubstantiated claims of 'guilt' against the CIA-employed 'Muslim' American patsies.

Seth Myers was promoted to Jimmy Fallen's Late Night show one week after his Weekend Update for Zionist propaganda in the Martial Law Victim Disarmament Kill Zone of the Boston Marathon Massacre

The SNL episode included skits of "Republican" New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg -- the "billionaire jewish gun-grabber" quoting SNL -- and the SNL lynching of the innocent Boston Marathon 'Muslim' patsies employed by CIA and jew Zibigniew Brezinski (the jewish founder of Al Qaeda for Democrat President Jimmy Carter). Bloomberg is one of the terrorists who can be immediately arrested, prosecuted and convicted for aiding, abetting and conspiring the mass murder in N.Y. City on September 11, 2001. NYPD's kosher police commissioner on 9/11, Bernie Kerick, has already been arrested, prosecuted, convicted and is living in prison for a small portion of his organized crimes on 9/11.

The Pirate News skull logo is more than a trendy fashion statement, its based on PNTV executive producer John Lee's official military squadron logo of a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud, in his US Air Force job of controlled demolition of active US military bases in highly populated areas using 100 nuclear bombs

The Pirate News broadcast was shot on a $2,000 budget in the million-dollar TV studio of Pellissippi State Community College. The original 50-page script was written, published online and approved by the college in 2012, but that 1-hour shoot got cut due to production problems, much like the SNL skit (but audio posted online). The interview of Dr David Johnson became the main event, but the intro had to be reshot in the Pirate News Studio, as were the shots with actress Becky Fox. Reverb was a major problem with Becky after a new shotgun boom mic failed (from phantom power?), just like the SNL skit. Becky also required shoes by Photoshop, just like the SNL skit. The school and filmfest deadlines during Finals Week resulted in many editing malfunctions, just like the SNL skit -- problems that NEVER occurred during 5 years of regular shows with Pirate News (without deadlines). Or perhaps those are just standard challenges and failings in every TV production?

Cropped screen fun on Pirate News and Darrell's SNL

WBIR TV news host Robin Wilhoit visits the $750,000 TV studio at Pellissippi State and chats with John Lee at Pirate News before she interviewed Michelle Obama

Main 50-page script in the million-dollar studio was cut from the PNTV college assignment, though audio upload was salvaged for a 2nd filmfest entry and Youtube. Jan Lomax did a great job on the cold read of the teleprompter, but the teleprompters and cameras were in the wrong place. SNL left out gaffer taped underwear for my moth-eaten suit, and untied necktie -- because that intel was not posted online before the SNL broadcast.

Becky Fox in the Pirate News Studio sans shoes

Becky with Photoshop shoes

No shirt, no shoes, no fear, no problem

Becky says Knoxville's secret history on 9/11 by Pirate News is the reality check you won't see anywhere else -- a shoutout to "fired" Fox Truth reporter Ben Swann and his infobabe Tricia Macke who called MSNBC talking head Rachael Maddow "an angry young man"

NBC's Monsters and Men versus nude models for Pirate News

Greenscreen guest Dr David Johnson PhD in 9/11 Truth vs NY City Lies

Professor Johnson was a panelist at the Toronto hearings on the 10th anniversary of 9/11

Here's the PNTV broadcast of Dr David Johnson's interview, main filmfest entry, and homework assignment:

Alternate video download:

Watch this Pirate News broadcast on CTV, on Friday nights (1am Saturday mornings), 18 May (BANNED?!) and 25 May, 2013. Worldwide live internet video stream at

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Here's the deleted interview from the published script:

Here's the FBI death threat and theft of $200,000, the same week as the filmfest deadline:

Pirate News is the go-to source for research into government corruption by investigative journalists at Inside Edition TV. Pirate News is routinely featured/attacked/ridiculed on History Channel by Lester Holt of NBC News (no mention of Colonel Rick Gibney nor Operation Northwoods), was featured on Asahi TV in Japan on the first anniversary of 9/11, won 2 awards in Hollywood and has over 10-million video downloads. NBC produces SNL in Rockefeller Center. The Rockefeller family built the World Trade Center, with the apparent purpose of intentionally bombing it in a false-flag terror attack, twice. Rockefellers own the private "Federal" Reserve Bank that counterfeits all so-called "U.S. dollars" out of thin air then loans them to the U.S. Govt at $1-billion/day interest, stealing 100% of the federal income tax revenues to pay interest on that unconstitutional debt.

"And some people seem to have too much time on their hands."
-History Channel voiceover while displaying "John Lee, and" on the TV screen, hosted by Lester Holt the NBC News teleprompter reader, 9/11 Conspiracies Fact or Fiction

Photo by Pirate News of infobabe Becky Fox at the Pirate News video shoot for the $100,000 Operation Paul Revere film festival


Interview with Professor David Johnson PhD, hosted, written, directed and produced by John Lee at Pirate News TV and Pellissippi State Community College, in the Video Production Technology degree program. Production team: Becky Fox, Jan Lomax, Matthew Powell, Cody Alford, Kevin Miner. Student film with $1-million greenscreen studio, $15,000 Sony Z5 HDV videocams, Canon Rebel T2i HDSLR, Panasonic GS120 3CCD, $2,000 budget, $3000 teleprompters plus $700 LCD4video teleprompter, Berhenger 1204FX USB compression mixer, Tascam DR40 XLR 48kHz audio recorder, MXL XLR FR-355K lav mic kit (FR350/351), MXL440 condenser mic, broken Video Gear Direct Pro 14" Ultra Cardioid Condenser Shotgun mic (burned up by phantom power). Video edited by John Lee on Adobe Premier and 'Avid' Pinnacle Studio 15 (sabotaged by Avid Media Composer that can only be uninstalled by reformat of harddrive), audio edited/composed by John Lee on Magix Music Maker 2005 (48kHz) and Magix Music Maker 16 (dumbed down to 44kHz unsuitable for video sync), photography by John Lee, WTC graphics by John Lee in Photoshop, Adobe After Effects by John Lee with BlueFX, virtual studio by John Lee and TubeTape. John Lee received a "B" grade in Campus Broadcast 4 for this project, graded on attendence to 2 other shoots missed in order to invest the 100s of hours needed to complete this project -- content and production values were not graded.

John Lee was a legal investigator for his family's lawfirm of Lee, Lee & Lee that won a $6-billion verdict in U.S. District Court in New York on behalf of the families and victims of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. Mr. Lee's job in the U.S. Air Force was explosive controlled demolitions of 100 nuclear bombs on active U.S. military bases in highly populated areas, and his wife was offered a job at the Pentagon to work as an investigator for Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney. Mr. Lee has filed felony charges and class action lawsuits against politicians, police and military commanders, including the Knoxville-based corporations that were paid a $3-billion government contract to demolish the World Trade Center after 9/11/2001, and the 4-star general chief of staff of the U.S. Air Force who was fired by SecDef Dick Cheney while leading Operation Desert Storm.

9/11 Dream Team lawyer JD Lee falls asleep during 9/11 investigation

Saturday Night Live: Zach Galifianakis/Of Monsters and Men (5/4/13)

by Brendan Wahl
Hot Off The Press

COLD OPENING: Fox & Friends (4:06)

I usually enjoy whenever SNL attacks FOX in any way, shape or form but this edition felt like it was lacking a bit. I did like Taran saying he prefers Asian ladies and sarcastically calling himself a hero, Bobby confusing the WNBA for being the Worse National Basketball Association, and Bobby having his sugar meltdown.

Armisen as Michael Bloomberg was a bit of a bore. His segment didn’t really add anything to the sketch. I did like the one line about how gun owners will certainly listen to a Jewish billionaire.

The comically-sized Big Gulp was amusing.

The “corrections” were funny as usual.

MONOLOGUE: Zach Galifianakis (5:42)
RATING: *****

Absolutely hilarious monologue as per usual for Galifianakis on SNL. I especially liked his comment at the beginning for no one to get their hopes up. Also, when the audience was wildly applauding and Zach tells them that he hasn’t really done anything yet… great stuff.

My favourite bits were the charades/tofu joke and the Craigslist urination bit.

Zach’s piano segment was also very funny. I love whenever he gets musical. This time, he had some great bits on stumping Google (“how many Mexicans live in North Korea?”), “helping” people with car trouble, and the bit about the “funky beets.”

Loved his “character” too.

GAMESHOW: Game of Game of Thrones (5:38) [censored by Amazon]
RATING: *** ½

Loved the “you must be home with the flu” opener.

Funny sketch with lots of great details including Bill Hader as O.J. Sampson (“and yes, it’s been a long, hard life”).

Zach was the best part of this of course and his silly dragon costume was terrific. I loved his nerdy outbursts and his initial look of confusion when Hader asked him a real question rather than one about the show.

Taran and Aidy did some solid work as the other players as well.

The dude from Game of Thrones (I don’t feel like typing out his whole name) seemed a little nervous but he was fine and the cameo in itself was funny.


Not bad. I liked Kate’s Martha Stewart impression but there wasn’t a whole lot else to this commercial piece.

The other ladies did a solid job as did Taran as Martha’s suitor.

SKETCH: Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest (5:59) [censored by Amazon]
RATING: *** ½

laughed right away just from seeing what this sketch would be about. Zach was hilarious of course and a lot of the other castmembers did stand-out jobs at Jennifer Aniston impressions.

Zach making the same Helen Keller reference every time he was outraged just got more and more funny. I also liked him referring to Nasim as “Benebitch Arnold.”

Zach also being security was great.

And yeah, I dug the cameos by Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms as the co-winners even if Helms was a little awkward. It was cool just to see the Hangover crew reunited for this silly little sketch.

The ending was great with everyone singing the “Friends theme.”

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Little Talks” (4:13)

This reminded me a LOT of when fun. was on the show back in November but I enjoyed this performance a great deal more.

WEEKEND UPDATE with Seth Meyers (12:41)
RATING: ****

Guests: James Carville, Randall Meeks, and the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

Best Jokes: self-background checks; NRA/new president; 3 million dollar nickel; Clitoris Awareness Week; overqualified graduates; Rocky musical

It was cool to see Hader bring back his James Carville impression even if it was fairly similar to the other ones he’s done. Still, the bit where Hader was talking to his grandmother’s ghost was hilarious and I like how he’s constantly moving in odd formations.

I actually really liked Fred Armisen’s piece about the Google Glass… like a lot! Fred’s perfect for this sort of subtle physical humour and the ending with the porn video was funny as was Fred twirling his head around so he could reboot.

Cecily’s party girl character has really grown on me throughout her last few appearances and much like Drunk Uncle and Stefon, she entertains me every single time she appears on Update with almost all the lines she has.

SKETCH: Racist Jim (4:59)
RATING: ****

This sketch was so not PC but SO very funny. Just seeing Zach in the M&M costume alone was enough to make me laugh and then as soon as he opened his mouth, I couldn’t stop laughing.

My favourite parts were Zach confusing Nasim for thinking that she is the wrong kind of indian (even though Nasim refers to herself as Pakistani), Zach saying that he often made fun of the gay guys through song, his constant little “no offense” asides to Nasim, and the “please don’t talk over me, this is not a movie theatre” line directed towards Black Joe.

Zach almost cracked up at the line about pointing to a brown M&M and saying, “Hey, it’s Black Joe!”

SKETCH: Darrell’s House (3:39)
RATING: **** ½

Written by Seth Meyers.

Brilliant sketch, especially when combined with the second part which would appear later in the show.

Zach was once again the best part of the sketch and led this with aplomb. My favourite moments were him throwing a glass at Bayer’s character in a fit of rage and when Zach makes his lame Mad Men joke.

All of Zach’s editing directions to the cameraman were hilarious.

MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: “Mountain Sound” (3:26) [censored by Amazon]

Another entertaining performance.

SKETCH: Michael Jordan’s Wedding (4:51)
RATING: *** ½

Zach and Jason were pretty entertaining as the coked-up wedding emcees and I enjoyed the other walk-ons from Kenan as Charles Barkley and Pharoah as that huge basketball player.

The best line was from Zach regarding dating a black woman and saying that he didn’t want to be stereotypical but “she had the biggest penis I’ve ever seen.”

In fact, I wonder what effect they used to make Jay so tall. Was it just stilts?

I noticed as well that Zach was even wigging out a bit at the beginning of the show before they started wearing the cocaine powder on their noses. That’s a good character detail.

COMMERCIAL: New Balance (1:11)

Pretty funny little commercial piece. Zach, Tim, and Bobby all did a solid job here.

I liked the ending with Zach grabbing someone’s pretzel. The swimsuits were also pretty funny.

SHOW: Darrell’s House (1:41) [final cut]
RATING: *****

Brilliant and an awesome way to end the show. Paying off the first sketch with all of Zach’s ridiculous editing directions resulting in an actual cut-together show was a great way to pay off the sketch.

Jon Hamm’s cameo was expected but still very funny and I like how Zach was in the background of one of the shots while Jon was talking but then quickly left when he realized he was on-camera.

The winking “effect” was great too as was the stock footage of the Apollo crowd cheering.



Zach Galifianakis


Terrific episode and definitely Zach’s best show out of the three he’s hosted thus far. He was a powerhouse, appearing in almost every segment and delivering every time in terms of his performances. He should be invited back time and time again because he always makes the most of these gigs. The cast all did a solid job this week too and the writing was top-notch.



1. DO YOU WANT SALT WITH THAT EASTER BUNNY? Teleprompter-reading disinfobabes regurgitate anonymous scriptwriters from the bowels of Hell

2. EAT ME -- Infobabes use boobies for product placement



5. GOPRO POET -- The Value of an Original Soundtrack




Monsters and Men: Pirate News wins shoutout from SNL

Operation Paul Revere Contest

Monday, April 29, 2013 10:52 PM

To: ""

9/11 Toronto Report

Interview with Professor David Johnson, hosted, directed and produced by John Lee.

Production team: Becky Fox, Jan Lomax, Matthew Powell, Cody Alford, Kevin Miner.


Re: Operation Paul Revere Contest

David Knight []
Sent: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:33 PM
To: MLee, John D

Got it

Entry received. If there’s any issues with the entry we’ll let you know. If you’re a finalist we’ll contact you for filmmaker agreement and other paperwork.

Thanks for entering and for getting into the fight, David Knight


TO: David Knight [;]

20 July 2013

>>>If you did not received a confirmation when you sent in your entry contact us at All entries are now closed.


This email is to confirm that the following entries were judged:

9/11 Toronto Report

Operation Paul Revere Contest: 9/11 Explosive Demolition Confession

These non-fiction investigative journalism videos were produced with a $1-million TV studio, professional graphics and animation in Adopbe After Effects, a production team of serious film students, a professional actress on hire, a Yale professor in archetecture who investigated the World Trade Center with dozens of other experts and concluded it was destroyed by a controlled demolition, and an actual U.S. Govt employee whose job it was to destroy U.S. military buildings by explosive controlled demolitions using nuclear bombs in highly populated areas near London, England. Over $2,000 was investing in the production of these two videos, which specifically received a shoutout from NBC TV's Saturday Night Live on May 3rd, three days after their filmfest entry in OPR and subsequent broadcast on local television.

Thank you,

John Lee



Thursday, May 9, 2013

FBI death threat against Pirate News

Posted by John Lee, executive producer of the Pirate News Psychological Operations Group.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Happy April Fools Day (all income taxes paid to the German Nazi queen of England, Communist China and the foreign jooish banksters)

Check my facebook page for the rest of the sad story.

Shocking Photos: Human Cannibalism in Communist China Today!

Pirate News TV reports Cannibalism on Campus in Communist China

Guess who you paid your US federal income taxes to today on April Fools Day?

CLICK: Uncut cannibalism in Communist China today

I go to a college where Academic Freedom is banned at Pellissippi State in Tennessee, majoring TV broadcasting, where elections are banned for student government handpicked by administration appointment only. This summer, the only degree classes available are for students who go to COMMUNIST CHINA. My sister the law professor lived in Shanghai China (Shanghaied is infamous for cannibals kidnapping US citizens on ships 100 years ago) and ran Yale's ChiCom exchange student program, and calls herself a "PROUD MARXIST". This shit is comming here -- flu shots, cosmetics and Pepsi cola are already made from aborted human babies. Fox News, Wall Street Journal, Myspace and Facebook are owned by Communist China, which has censored dozens of movies and TV shows in USA, including the latest Red Dawn, when Australian Rupert Murdoch married Commie Chinese intelligence agent Weng Den Di. During the Communist Revolution in China, funded by USA and kosher British banksters, cannibalism of intellectuals andschool teachers was common. We currently have a Communist dictator illegal alien running the White House, taking orders from Communist China to ban all firearms in USA, with no guns or ammo available for sale today in USA's largest gun stores (Walmart). Communist China is now building military bases in USA, buying US residential housing and forclosing on its mortgage of millions of acres of federal land. Are you ready for the current US Civil War, where the average citizen will become a cannibal after only 3 weeks without food or pets for food?


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Obama bans bullets at Walmart

Obama's Ammo Ban at Walmart in East Tennessee March 2013. No 223, no 9mm, no 22LR, no 12 Gauge buckshot. photo by Pirate News

Same at every Walmart in Knoxville. Other shoppers said its like this in every large gun store. Walmart supervisor said the warehouse cannot get ammo from the manufacturers, after Obama bought 2-billion rounds for the federal police state.

Law Enforcement “Requested” Shooting Targets of Pregnant Women

Obama and joo mayor say only cannibal cops can have guns

Ron Paul demands death penalty for politicians

"The Moon is a bright gamma-ray source. The Moon is brighter than the Sun in gamma rays. The Moon is exposed to cosmic rays and solar flares. When cosmic rays hit the ground, they produce a dangerous spray of secondary particles right at your feet, and trigger little nuclear reactions that release more radiation in the form of neutrons. The lunar surface itself is radioactive!" -Dr Robert Naeye PhD, NASA GLAST Fermi Gamma Ray Space Telescope, Solar System: Sun, Moon, and Earth, 23 Aug 2007

"No manned spacecraft now exists that can withstand the radiation from the Van Allen belts, through which a craft must traverse to make it to the Moon." -SpaceCast News Service, March 9, 1998

We Never Went to the Moon: Pirate News win award in Hollywood

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Communist China #1 fan of Pirate News blog banned by kosher Russian Google

Kosher Knoxville mayor Billionaire Haslam replaced KPD with Communist China on Robocop traffic scamera contracts, promoted to governor after TN AG busted his oil company for highest gas prices in USA

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Abortionist Joked: 'This Baby Is Big Enough to Walk Around With Me or Walk Me to the Bus Stop'



Dr. Kermit Gosnell, an abortionist now on trial in Philadelphia charged with seven counts of first-degree murder--he allegedly cut the spinal cords of late-term aborted babies who were born alive--apparently used to joke about the large size of some the infants he aborted and in one case, according to what a co-worker told the grand jury, said, “This baby is big enough to walk around with me or walk me to the bus stop.”

Gosnell, 72, who ran a multi-million dollar abortion business in West Philadelphia, was arrested on Jan. 19, 2011, and his trial started Monday, Mar. 18, 2013. The first-degree murder counts refer to seven late-term aborted babies who were born alive and then killed, their spinal cords cut with scissors.

Gosnell is also charged with the third-degree murder of a pregnant woman, Karnamaya Mongar, 41, who died after being given a pain killer at Gosnell’s office. He also faces several counts of conspiracy and violation of Pennsylvania’s law against post-24-week abortions.

In testimony on Monday, Adrienne Moton, who used to work for Gosnell at the Women’s Medical Society in West Philadelphia, said she recalled one baby – “Baby Boy A” – who was aborted in July 2008. Baby A was so large, Moton took a photo of the child with her cell phone before Gosnell took the baby out of the room.

Gosnell also tried to force women who didn’t even want an abortion to go through the procedure. “When I said no, the doctor got upset and he ended up taking my clothes off, hitting me, my legs were tied to the stirrups,” Robyn Reid told ABC News. “I just remember my very last thought … looking up at the light and thinking, ‘Don’t fall asleep.’”

A 281-page Grand Jury report details how Gosnell’s Philadelphia Women’s Medical Society clinic, which had not been inspected for 17 years, was a literal house of horrors.

According to Assistant District Attorney Joanne Pescatore, Gosnell performed risky and substandard abortions on poor women, including killing babies that were born alive, in order to make money. Gosnell’s staff comprised of unlicensed individuals posing as medical professionals, some of whom were high school dropouts and could barely read or write.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Terrorist identified in Knoxville Tennessee

Terrorist spotted by Pirate News in Knoxville Tennessee 13 March 2013

There are, in increasingly frightening numbers, cells of angry men in the United States preparing for combat with the U.S. government. They are usually heavily armed, blinded by an intractable hatred, often motivated by religious zeal.

They're not jihadists. They are white, right-wing Americans, nearly all with an obsessive attachment to guns, who may represent a greater danger to the lives of American civilians than international terrorists.

The Southern Poverty Law Center, which has been tracking hate groups for 30 years, released its latest report on the growth of these organizations this week. Its findings were, to say the least, alarming. The center divides its subjects into militias, which are mostly groups of weekend warriors who train for combat against imaginary foes; hate groups, which target minorities; and "patriot" groups, whose beef is with the U.S. government. Patriot groups first began surfacing after the massacre of a bizarre sect by federal agents in Waco, Texas, in the early 1990s. They showed their teeth in 1995, when a patriot adherent blew up the federal building in Oklahoma City.

The Southern Poverty Law Center sent a letter earlier this week to Attorney General Eric Holder and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano urging the government to establish a task force to investigate the supposed domestic terror threat posed by the likes of Alex Jones, We Are Change, Oath Keepers, the Constitution Party, the Tyranny Response Team and thousands of other Americans outside of the orbit of the establishment.

The letter sent by the president and CEO of the SPLC, J. Richard Cohen, begins by reminding Holder and Napolitano that the organization “wrote Attorney General Janet Reno about the growing threat of domestic terrorism” prior to the Oklahoma City bombing in October, 1994.

“Today, we write to express similar concerns. In the last four years, we have seen a tremendous increase in the number of conspiracy-minded, antigovernment groups as well as in the number of domestic terrorist plots.” Today’s “ominous threats,” Cohen warns, come from citizens concerned about federal government attacks on the Second Amendment. “Because of the looming dangers, we urge you to establish an interagency task force to assess the adequacy of the resources devoted to responding to the growing threat of non-Islamic domestic terrorism.”

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