Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A Pimp Named Tom Slick

"Don't fuck with old senior citizens! They might surprise you once in a while. God bless America and stop the War Mr Obama, or I'll whup your black ass! And I'm happy Bush is out of office, so I can shove a boot up his white ass!"
-A Pimp Named Tom Slick, a/k/a Epic Beard Man

"That's just how white folks will do ya!"
-Barack Obama, Dreams from My Father


Bus driver kicks old man victim off bus as video ho steals his bag, lets attacker stay and bleed all over everybody.

Last scene: "Keep our city clean and safe. Do your part."


Flash Epic Fail

Epic Beard Man gettin tased for sitting on his ass:

Gues Hos Coming to Dinner: A Pimp Named Slickback

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